
I haven’t been writing because I’ve been reading so much. One book leads to another and the Kindle Reader has a lot to answer for. Snuggled in bed late at night, cradling the thing in its handsome leather case and its own light just bright enough to illuminate the page of black and white e-inks, I reach the point where my brain can no longer process the sentences, but I’m not ready to fall asleep. So it’s now that I click “Kindle Store”, and am wafted to a vast virtual space, not the Web that I know how to get lost in, but a different Aladdin’s cave: a shop of invisible books that I can browse with samples or buy with a single click, for download in seconds, all while half-asleep. More prudently, I can wait till morning and order the desired item in hardback, second-hand, for a fraction of the price—less instant, but more satisfying, like many things in this world. For the hardback is a physical possession that you can enjoy all the time, even when not taking the trouble to read it. Either way, Amazon is the wish-fulfilling genie, rejoicing in its escape from that mysterious bottle which contains all the things that haven’t yet been invented, which are virtually impossible to persuade back into the bottle thereafter.
If there were any justice, Amazon would pay me for my product-placement efforts; but I’m still a stranger to the brave new world of sponsored content, innocent as an Eden-dweller for whom everything grows on trees. What happened to Eden, anyway, after Adam and Eve were driven out of it? It was a pretty good asset. I imagine people still want to get back there. Our new shopping mall is called Eden. After the English fashion, I shall go on calling it ‘new’ forever, long after it has shown signs of old age. Our town of Newcastle, proudly straddling the river Tyne, is named after a castle built there in the year 1080 AD.
I detect in this post so far certain stylistic signs of an Emersonian ramble. What you read definitely rubs off in what you write. John Myste in a comment on my last mentioned Emerson’s essay “Self-Reliance”. Without benefit of the Amazon-genie for once, I’m proud to say, I was able to locate it on my own groaning shelves: groaning as in heavy-laden, not as in complaining. It’s a faded little volume published by G Bell & Sons in 1913 for Bohn’s Popular Library. Turning to the fly-leaf, I see that it previously belonged to E Ellis, 5 Percy Rd E11 [London]. Its spine was torn and hanging off. I felt the kind of reverence one might have towards an unkempt tomb made venerable by age, and mended the book carefully with some paper reinforcement and PVC adhesive mixed with red and black powder paint to match the faded cloth cover. Only after it had dried did I read the essay itself, and must confess to you, dear patient reader, that I haven’t read it all through yet. I got enough to blow my mind from the first ten pages: the other fifteen will have to wait. Thanks to the Amazon empire and my own squirrel-store from charity-shops, I’ve enough to read for a very long time, for literature is a branching path, as I shall illustrate, below.
Annie Dillard in The Writing Life describes the windowless dens in which she has at various times confined herself to perform the curious alchemy of extruding strings of words from the crucible of her brain to congeal on the glaring white page. At one point her routine was to go in the dead of night to a hired room in a city library for this purpose, and leave at dawn. She learned to feel her way to the room in the pitch-dark, counting her way through the bookstacks till she reached the turn-off for her door. In the brightening sky of one early morning she retraced her steps to go home and noted that a book on a corner that she must have fingered like a signpost the night before happened to be The World I Live In, by Helen Keller. In this manner, a book inadvertently conveyed the essence of its content without her having to open it—or even look at its cover. Look on such books, thou Kindle, and despair! For a few seconds, feeling her way in the dark silent library, she had stumbled on the deaf-blind world that Helen Keller knew so well. She remarks: “I read it at once: it surprised me by its strong and original prose.” This was hint enough for me, and I summoned the Kindle-Genie for the complete works of Helen Keller, price £0.72, only to discover that Dillard’s sensuous appreciation of the world and lively intellectual curiosity is matched by that of Keller. Yet the chain of reference continues, for Keller mentions that one of her favourite books of childhood, which she re-read till the Braille dots wore smooth, was Little Lord Fauntleroy, familiar from my own childhood, another item to download in a snug late-night session, transmitted by Whispernet® for a princely £0.00.
Life is too short to tell you all the books I have been reading and the way they cross-fertilise in this seething brain. Add provocative remarks from bloggers and their appended comments, and you have a volatile explosive mixture, hard to keep stable, even in laboratory conditions—which my own strewn desk-tops, actual and virtual, certainly do not maintain.
Bryan, for example, in Making Contact on his Nuclear Headache blog, discusses whether contact with intelligent life from outer space would give us humans a better sense of our own tribal unity, if we perceive “Them” as our prime common enemy. I invite you to join me in speculating how “intelligent life” is to be defined. We have no choice but to examine our own intelligence with our own intelligence, a type of procedure which in most disciplines would be proscribed as totally invalid, on account of prejudice and vested interest, not to mention something vaguely incestuous. By intelligent life, I conclude, we mean nothing more than “someone like us”, for on earth, we are alone: a weird species separated from all the others by myriad distinguishing characteristics. You could write a book about them all. We look around at the various kinds of organic life on Earth and don’t find any that come close. Pierre Teilhard de Chardin, Jesuit priest and palæontologist rolled into one, tried to explain it—you and me and why we are here—in terms of increasing intelligence which will one day make manifest its already latent Omega Point, at which Christ’s Kingdom will be realized, evolution will be revealed as teleological all along, and the universe will end with a final big bang like the one which started it. But when we use human intelligence to study its own place in the universe, we are in a speculative realm where we can invent anything we like for our own comfort, ambition or mere intellectual challenge. The very word ‘universe’, as understood today, seems to carry the implication of a vastness that could and probably does contain anything: just the thing to please scientists, professional and amateur, as the Trinity was for centuries just the thing to please theologians, for it gave them something to argue about.
The way I see evolution, human intelligence is a kind of weapon, the result of hardship, danger and rootlessness. I can imagine other planets which evolve an amœba (just one species) and then stop, as would undoubtedly happen if the formula remained successful and unchallenged. The amœba can eat, drink, swim and reproduce—by the unexciting method of dividing its nucleus in two and separating. The joys of sexual intercourse are outside its scope but such a lack does not trouble it, for Nature has not provided it with the means or taste for this flight of Divine fancy. Imagine all the trial and error involved in the invention of sex!
I heard on the radio this morning that the diminution of ice in the Arctic Circle has encouraged or forced grizzly bears to mate with polar bears and produce golden-haired offspring. We may think this is exotic fun for the bears, and who knows? But it’s my intuition that every one of the creative twists and turns which Evolution has thrown up has been Nature’s response to a desperate, near-disastrous situation. None more so than the string of disasters which, I suspect, conspired to beget homo sapiens.

We are the feral children of Nature’s favelas, who had to learn by our wits, for we lacked the claws of bears, the armoured hides of crocodiles, the speed of wildebeest, the tree-climbing agility of monkeys. Human babies are the most helpless for the longest. Never mind, we have made ourselves artificial claws and have clawed our way to the top, dominating Nature with the wilfulness of a mad-dog dictator. The human being over the last one or two centuries, depending on which society you live in, has increased its power and even its longevity. But in a Faustian contract, it has had to sacrifice sanity, almost down to the last vestige, in a mad gambling game of strip poker.
To be human is to be neurotic. That’s what I think, my own brain perhaps overheated with too much reading. Not that all my reading inflames the ideas I’ve expressed above. Hayden, for example, extols ‘being’ above ‘doing’. I’m all for that, dear Hayden, as it suits my stage of life (more or less retired from hunter-gathering, I mean earning money, for survival). But hardship, danger and rootlessness are somehow in my genes. I don’t want to live my days in permanent siesta. Not yet! They say that Goethe’s last words were “Mehr licht! More light!” Well I cry, “more life!” Or as Richard Bach says (in his short novel, Illusions): “Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive, it isn’t.”
So I have chosen a 2003 photo of Richard Bach as the top illustration, ©2009 Isaac Hernandez, All Rights Reserved. The others are of Helen Keller graduating from Radcliffe College, Boston, Mass. in 1904; and an old cover for Little Lord Fauntleroy illustrating a little of what one misses with only a Kindle edition.

Everyone was just a little too slow. And I shall have to save the rest of this comment for later.
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There are no prizes for commenting first, John. And there are punishments for vacuousness.
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I am very annoyed that I am just now getting this data.
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On second thoughts I was unfair to make up the rules without notifying you in advance. You shall have the prize.
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Between you and me, I think I was phoning it in a little bit on that “making contact” post. It was a vague idea, not very well thought out. You see now that I needed a break.
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Ah, another meander! These wandering posts of yours remind me of conversation w/ a good and comfortable friend…. a walking conversation that branches into subjects as we spy things in windows and one story links to another.
In extolling 'be-ing' I wasn't suggesting stasis, or the vacuity of TV. Idleness, absolutely, is much under-rated. I've been appalled at the busy-ness stuffed down children's throat's these days, and often wondered how much they lose by not having time to lay on their back and watch the clouds drift by. But observation is serious idleness, it opens and frees the mind, strengthens it. It allows one to wonder as they wander. All of this is far more than siesta, for it invites the special dreaming of creative thought.
Like you, I often snatch book recommendations from the comment of another that I've loved – and go straight to Amazon to quench my thirst. Nowadays, I impose at least a days' waiting on the process, and often more – aided by their 'super saver' shipping policy. When I had priority shipping I became a glutton w/ no sense of balance or control, and my stack of books waiting to be read soon ballooned to unacceptable proportions. Worse, I wasn't as judicious as I might have been, and too often found myself staring in disbelief at a book and wondering what had possessed me to buy it. That was my version of your half-waking shopping trance…
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Bryan & Hayden: there was a background to my rant in this post especially the part where I took your ideas and played with them rather ungraciously.
I had spent the entire morning (one of a long series, but now I think it must be the last), in attempting to resolve a software problem whose complexity and paranoia-mindedness so typified today’s world that I took the decision to retire finally from what in the not-quite-good old days we used to call computer programming.
Microsoft and those in league with it, e.g. companies selling security products, have made it almost impossible to write programs because it’s assumed a third party wants to put a virus in it. Accordingly, one has to have one’s program digitally signed and timestamped, otherwise one’s user will be told it is unsafe and has been disabled, on each use. And this is not working, though it worked OK last year. The old mechanism expired because the security company wants the steady income of an annual renewal, but it has changed and for some reason doesn't work any more. This is the top digital-signing company in the world. So now it is I, or two of my computers, which must be out of line with the demands of cyber-paranoia. Very well, I shall step out of the inexorable march of progress, feeling like a dinosaur. Thanks for listening! I needed to bay at the moon unhindered.
But you see, Hayden, it is hard to give up that kind of problem-solving addiction. I’m deeply obsessed with it, even though it is often a pointless pit of wasted time and emotion.
So Bryan, I admire your courage (not knowing the background of course) in pulling the plug on “Nuclear Headache”. And don’t underrate your “making contact” piece. Such things open discussion, for they leave scope for everyone to pitch in. Something better thought out (like one of Emerson’s essays? I still don’t quite get him) would just silence everyone with its last word on the subject.
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lost in cyberspace .. might 'copy right' those three words – nah, ferget it; there are a plethora of Lawyers.
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Vincent,
we are all programmers, attorneys or engineers. That is what I have learned.
So what languages / technologies did you program in?
Davo, you will never believe me, but I am just going to tell you anyway. I had not seen you comment on this article and I came here to ask where you are, and there you were!
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I could launch into a sentimental resume here, John. But I shall merely provide you with a couple of links.
In this post I describe how my computer career started and what I was programming in the mid-Sixties, though it doesn't mention PLAN, COBOL and 24-bit machine code.
Since 1997, one of my freelance mainstays has been the development of Access databases, using VBA, SQL (via QBE) and all that stuff. Part of a very out-of-date website (developed before Blogger was a glint in the eye of Mr Bloggs Senior) shows a few of my inventions. Click here.
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More than an endorsement, this is more like a beautifully written ode to a new technology. Well done. Thank you.
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Since December I've been fascinated by two female science fiction writers that seem concerned by what human behavior might do to earth and how culture evolves. Octavia Butler reminded me that Sherri Tepper also hopes for humanity in her stories. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66pu-Miq4tk
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Thanks Mr Deming. Excuse my asking but are you any relation to the W Edwards Deming, who helped transform Japan’s manufacturing processes after World War II, and did the same for the Ford Motor Co after that? He was a hero of mine especially when I was in the Quality Directorate at Eurotunnel when it first opened, and tried to apply his principles there.
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Brad, I was interested in the Octavia Butler interview, but couldn't get much idea of her fiction from it, and know nothing about Sheri Tepper. But the only SF which has interested me to date is that of the late Douglas Adams.
But now I shall look into your two authors more!
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[…] was done but we started a correspondence, out of which I discovered Annie Dillard, and through her, Helen Keller. All this is mentioned in earlier posts, so by the principle of laziness I won’t repeat myself, […]
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